by Gabriel_R June 8, 2023

When people you no longer hang out with ask you to do something fun, like dinner, or a social gathering, only to gang up on you and tell you what an asshole you are and how fucked up you are and why they no longer hang out with you.
Yeah i don't even respond to them any more. Everything is a fucking serious intervention. I just want to hang out and party and not get guilt tripped for it.
by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019

"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."
by NotRrrn September 16, 2012

When a friend's extensions look really terrible, you have to tell her, ie Britney Spears needs an extension intervention.
by hip austin mom December 6, 2011

When you are having sex and the guy is about to cum. The girl then screams intervention and punches the guy in the gut in order to keep him from climaxing.
Jim and Sarah were having sex and Sarah didnt want to finish yet. However Jim was close, so she screamed "INTERVENTION!" and punched him in the gut.
by Insanius Rex December 18, 2018

When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
by ACunny October 3, 2024

What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.
We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.
by Umm111 September 12, 2020
