Facebook intervention (F.B.I)

A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.

Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"

Facebook rant

by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011

Panda Intervention

Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.

Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"

by t33n3r March 31, 2010

extension intervention

Hair extensions that are visible, grown out, or otherwise look fake.

When a friend's extensions look really terrible, you have to tell her, ie Britney Spears needs an extension intervention.

by hip austin mom December 6, 2011

design intervention

n. The moment when an engineered design feature successfully prevents a catastrophe.

"That rib on the outside of the blender wall successfully stopped that rogue block of aluminum and probably saved Steven's life. It was design intervention."

by NotRrrn September 16, 2012

devined intervention

Refers to da "heavenly" helpful effort dat one or more other humans perform on your behalf to remove thick tendrils and creepers dat would otherwise be in yer way.

Two prime examples of devined intervention would be (1) someone's clearing away da web-like network of ivy and/or morning-glory vegetation-masses from da walls of a house you're spiffing up, or (2) one or more native-guides' vigorously swinging their machetes to slash away da encroaching plant-growth as your exploration-party pushes its way through da jungle.

by QuacksO February 18, 2020

testicular intervention

What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.

We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.

by Umm111 September 12, 2020

DEVine intervention

When you need a software developer's help to accomplish basic things in a system.

This system is unusable, we need DEVine intervention even to update an order's status.

by Gabriel_R June 8, 2023