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Phantom income

Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.
Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.
by giantfan1 October 11, 2012
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low income white girl eyes

It's exactly what it sounds like
Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...

A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.

Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.

Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025
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Income Tats

The act of financial irresponsibility that occurs when one spends their income tax return on extravagant tattoos instead of putting it towards their needs.
Bro, it's Income Tats time! I can finally get that sick Yakuza style backpiece I've been planning!
by mwd0503 November 16, 2023
mugGet the Income Tatsmug.

ill-gotten income

Profits acquired through making people sick, such as Big Biz's hooking them on tobacco/alcohol/drugs/gambling, or a doctor's using methods and/or treatments that he knows will probably just either make his patients feel even worse or give them maladies/injuries that they didn't even have before.
It's difficult enough to prove in court that someone knew beforehand that his products or services would harm his customers, but then if he is eventually found guilty and ordered to finance a settlement, it's even harder to get him to part with any of his ill-gotten income.
by QuacksO September 15, 2019
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Wave incoming

When your a chick you save wave incoming and it correlates to ur pussy being wet or ur pussy being wet because you get turned on
Walks past a hot guy or thinks about a hot guy

Wave incoming
by Asianchick909 August 20, 2021
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Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
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Income Tats

The act of financial irresponsibility that occurs when one spends their income tax return on extravagant tattoos instead of putting it towards their needs.
Bro, it's Income Tats time! I can finally get that sick Yakuza style backpiece I've been planning!
by mwd0503 November 16, 2023
mugGet the Income Tatsmug.

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