Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me

by Walter eagle December 19, 2010

Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

Immaculate Curve

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

by Mike52 September 23, 2005

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

immaculate high school

A prep school located in Danbury, Connecticut where students from around Fairfield County and New York attend. 98% white and 2% other. Around 400 students attend IHS. Wonderful little school full of rich preppy stoners who think they are awsome and drive somewhat decent cars such as audis, SUV's, and mercedes. Basically take all the nicest cars out of any parking lot and put them there. The girls soccer team is pretty nasty, and the baseball team is good. They try and talk trash, but arent hood enough to back it up. yea. thats it. They party hard, when there is a good party, rare though since all the good parties have gotten busted and ended by the POlice. I know a kid who got expelled there and they wear uniforms. skirts and ties. skirts+kneesocks+shirt=girls. pants+tie+shirt=boy

If a girl is in the mall wearing polo and birks, chances are she goes to immaculate high school
If a guy is in the mall and has long messy hair and looks stoned chances are he goes to immaculate high school

by IHSscks.goBHS July 16, 2008