ilmw

I love my wife

My wife Carrie H. is great. I sure do love her. ILMW!!

by uss342 January 9, 2010

ilmico

I'm Laughing My Invisibility Cloak Off

OMG, that's hilarious ilmico

by angelbluestar July 9, 2011

ilmag

Acronym for Improvised Last Minute Anniversary Gift

Dude, I totally forgot about my anniversary today so I had to get my gf a crappy ilmag.

by YUS92 September 4, 2009

ILMF

Stands for I Love My Family. Usually used when a member of your family does something that is crazy amounts of funny or awesome.

Girl: Mum, can I turn lesbian with my friend, get married & adopt millions on babies?
Mum (in serious tone): Yes, if that's what you want?
Girl: ILMF!!!!!!!!

by LilMizJez December 27, 2009

ilmk

i love my kid

Post to kids facebook: ilmk

by chi momma April 17, 2011

ilmbidthlm

Penis

His ilmbidthlm is huge!!!

by Penisman6969penis February 24, 2017

ilmir

He is very beautiful and huyutiful singer of manah-manah style of helicopter. Uses to kill somebody just for fun. Jingles winkles money peakocs.

Ilmir raped me up

by Orworld May 17, 2017