I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2021

i'm not here for that

"I'm not here for that" is what you say when asked a question that is beneath you, or else confronted with a situation that you simply cannot care about.

Interviewer: What do you think about your bitter rival's gorgeous dress?
You: I'm not here for that.

by primadonis January 25, 2014

I'm not gonna lie

One of the gayest expressions commonly used today. Often used before stating something obvious or something that no one would bother to lie about. This expression is over used and almost always makes the user look like a douche.

-I'm not gonna lie, that movie was terrible.

-I know, why would someone lie about that?

by thebiggestbossyouveseenthusfar December 1, 2009

I'm not Feeling too Good...

To completely understand the meaning of this phrase, you must imagine what it would feel like to be slowly disintegrated by the one and only, Thanos.

Iron Man: Don't go!
SpiderMan: Mr. Stark, I'm not feeling too good...
*Dies*

by Infernape_Rox_77 June 8, 2018

I'm not beat

Not desperate or easy to disrespect

"I texted him already today and he hasn't responded. He thinks I'm going to hit him up again? I'm not beat. On to the next one"

"I'm not going to clean up this house after you threw a party with all your bum friends. You do it! I'm not beat!"

by Ralphy J January 12, 2012

I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty

What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.

I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."

by rperazag June 17, 2010

I'm not sure

Alternative: "I don't know"

In conversation, when the person speaking to you wants you to feel like you're part of the conversation, but doesn't want to give you an opening. This conveniently allows the speaker to continue to ramble on about something trivial while the other person can only stand there and take it.

I'm not sure what your favorite movie is, but mine is Garden State, and this is why...

by jaykay84 August 29, 2009