Hypochristianical

When someone lives their lives completely anti-Christian but proclaims to need prayer or support from God when it benefits them.

"She just posted about prayer, but her teen mom, out of wedlock, underage drinking, threatening to pound others ways make her hypochristianical."

by antilies September 19, 2012

HypoChristians

Christians that are Christians on the surface but hypocrites underneath.

As soon as the Christian Minister found out his teenage daughter was pregnant he threw her out of the house! Another example of HypoChristians!

by I. M. Literal March 8, 2017

hypobobia

Acute lack of boba beverage.

My hypobobia is preventing me from working. Let's get some Boba Tea, stat.

by jbgene November 15, 2017

Hypo-frantic

When someone is overly obsessive about something and keeps frantically annoying you about it until you pay attention to them

Carol wanted to play dodgeball but everyone else wanted to play soccer. Carol kept insisting they play dodgeball and wouldn't stop annoying them about it until everyone agreed with her. She is so hypo-frantic!

by Meganlevy November 14, 2019

computer hypochondria

While hypochondria is the fear of doing anything without getting a fatal injury/illness, computer hypochondria is the fear of downloading anything, no matter how verified the download is, in fear that it will screw up your computer in some way or another.

I'd download this .exe file, but I don't want to get a BSoD.

Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.

by Christophucked March 27, 2011

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

by Adelphian January 26, 2014

Hypocrat

Democrats that say one thing and do another.

Al Gore is such a hypocrat. He preaches about carbon foot prints, global warming, and tells people to stop consuming so much, yet he flies in private jets, lives in a mansion that guzzles electricity, and drives in giant motorcades of SUVs.

by JQwon May 1, 2007