Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

ovaries hurting

A girl wanting to have a child because of being around children

*girl around babies* girl 1: being around these kids got my ovaries hurting

Girl 2: girllll same.

by Thatbishhhhhh May 9, 2021

Hurlin the chicks

to throw chicks wildly in all directions.

Look at that guy...he's over there hurlin all the chicks.

by Beluga April 6, 2004

Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

dat shit hurting

a kid from a meme try's to do a cool trick on a skate board but fails and does the split

and says "dat shit hurting" now when people hurt themselves they say dat shit hurting.

guy: *breaks leg*

other guy: are you ok?

guy: dat shit hurting!

by 🥔 July 11, 2018

hurting them

When a drug dealer, cuts another drug dealers throat, or purposefully tries to bring in new clientelle by selling at a slight discount or better grade product.

What up blood. Awe man we out here hurting them out here!

by yayo cole June 23, 2014