keep it three hundred

Three hundred in Roman numerals is CCC, which also stands for "Cool, Calm, and Collected."

I keep it three hundred, like the Romans.

No, Kanye West didn't mistake the Spartans for the Romans.

by Smatribe August 13, 2014

Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by glassjawx November 12, 2010

hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.

you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"

by TheMule September 17, 2008

zero to hundred

go from calm to angry in seconds

If you keep playing with me I am going to go zero to hundred real quick.

by ginababy February 24, 2015

Drink to honor

Tonight we drink to honor: get on her, stay on her, and if you cant cum in her, come on her!

Tonight we should all drink to honor!

by TenBaylor March 5, 2021

British humor

dont ask... very complicated, can take years and years to learn but the British do it naturally.

"I dont understand, must be British humor"

by Who Ate All The Pies July 17, 2006

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010