el paso hotpocket

When a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her tits and the fat roll of her stomach and you fuck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.

Damn I was so drunk last night I didn't even know I had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!

by Derek Robinson August 17, 2006

hotpocket

Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.

I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006

Hotpocket

The act of crapping in your freinds pants pockets before they are worn and without them knowing.

I have to go wash my jeans because I got hotpocketed.

by Squidswarm October 14, 2011

Alabama Hotpocket

When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though

That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it

by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012

Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour

Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.

by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.

Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.

by M.D. TO-GRM January 22, 2011

hotpiss

Meaning that not only do you have to pee but you have to go really badly.

"Man where's the bathroom? I gotta take a hotpiss"

by Julie December 5, 2004