hooks

a short, midget like being, with the heart of a warrior and a like of Texas (his only shortcoming).

Watch out for that hooks! He is spewing his pro-texan crap again!

by MonkeysAteMyLaundry April 29, 2008

hooked

After consuming such a large ammount of alcohol or drugs that one can not be bothered to move, or are so hooked that they could not move if they wanted. Usually results in being stuck in a very uncomfortable position.

I got completely hooked on the sofa last night after those spliffs

by Christopher Stephens May 29, 2007

Hook

Hook, or to hook is when your tires grab instead of break loose durring acceleration

"My 60'time was crap cause I couldnt hook for shit."

by SATANZ31 October 15, 2006

hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 09, 2004

THE HOOK

to stick a finger up an asshole and pull down.

My girlfriend gave me the hook last night while she was giving me a blow job.

by xenophon54 March 15, 2011

hook hook

A hysterical laughter sound from a confused Indian girl.

Boss: I know everything about everything
Girl: "Hook Hook"

by urbanmanhook May 18, 2017

hook

the nickname for a VL ; to describe one's cycle

"Look at the hook ass nigga."
"My hook is on."

by Pynk_panther September 09, 2004