Homerosexual

A heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.

Fatty grabbed my ass in front of his girlfriend. What a homerosexual.

by J.U. Nine May 2, 2008

I am a heterosexual

Something no heterosexual has ever said.

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."

by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019

Heterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.

"I am a heterosexual male and I like pussy!"

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Latent heterosexual

A PC term applied to someone who is acting in a distinctly average manner.

Aw man - can you believe that call! That referee is such a latent heterosexual.

by Coach Albert August 13, 2014

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.

Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020

heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

heterosexual

A normal human being who likes to have sex with the opposite gender.

by str8 4 life March 7, 2003