homework

That which sucks.
Also: That which is used as an excuse to surf the web.

"Mom can I use our computer. I need to play counter...Uh...I mean I need to do homework."

by Procrastinator May 7, 2003

homework

the stuff teachers give kids to torture them and take away from important after school things like sports, sleeping, TV, and friends

Jack: Dude, you look totally wiped out. Where were you yesterday?
Alex: Mr. O gave out a 10 page history paper for homework, so I couldn't go to the movies
Jack: Why would he do that?
Alex: Teachers have no soul

by password January 22, 2008

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

homework triage

when you put all your work off to the last minute and are forced to decide which matters most to you and which can be realistically finished. Also, one has to take into mind which classes would be most affected by not completing the work, and which assignment is worth the most points.

thinking to yourself: "Alright its the night before the religion test but ive also got math and spanish work to do. Time to set up the homework triage! Ill do the math, guess through the spanish and write Jesus for all the answers on the religion test. That'll give me the best results while still being able to get in sleep."

by ChaBoooy April 22, 2013

Homework

A device invented by cruel adults who think that kids don't have anything to do in life so they need to be kept busy with pointless assignments that they won't remember the next day.

Teacher: These kids look bored. Hmmm... I know! I'll give them a 7 page essay and 500 pages of reading for homework due tomorrow!! This way they will have something to do after they come home from 7 hours of torture! I'm sure they'll thank me some day evil laugh

by FRUSTRATEDRN! April 22, 2017

homework

a fucked up way to waste your time

math

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

homework

Numerous uses:

1) Quality dog food.

2) Given to students to be done after 6 MOTHER F***ING HOURS OF SCHOOL TIME ANYWAYS....

*ahem*

3) An excuse to invite your girlfriend/boyfriend over

1) Come here boy, I have something for you...

2) (Teacher) And after you have reviewed units 1-53, please finish pages 23 to 79.

3) Hey, want to come over to do *Homework*?

by GOODNAMESLEFT000000 November 17, 2009