Belly Hoist

A doggy style sex position utilized by men whose stomachs have become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomachs hang down covering their genitals (see also "Awning"). The man hoists his belly onto the back of his partner, thus exposing his genitals and permitting him to have sex.

Hey baby, get on your hands and knees, it's belly hoist time!

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

Hoisington

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!

by wsjball November 4, 2009

hiser

The conjunction of his or her, his/her, or his & her. Only used in the context of unknown sex of subject of the sentence: Neutral, unbiased writing.

The customer can use hiser credit card when making a purchase.

by Stephen McKain December 24, 2007

hoises

Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.

The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.

by Bravestarr September 8, 2008

hoister

Short for hooter hoister or a bra.

1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.

by Don Garb July 31, 2005

Hobsession

When what starts out as a simple hobby ends up controlling your life and leads to perhaps divorce or severely impaired ability to communicate. For example, Minecraft. Or having a pedigree dog.

Have you been to sleep since you bought grand theft auto? This is becoming an Hobsession.

by cheesypeas December 14, 2013

Heisenblunt

A blunt made using 2 rolling papers. As seen in Season 1 of Breaking Bad when Walt rolls a Heisenblunt in Jessie's house

My hands were so cold last night I had to roll a Heisenblunt

by chuck mcgill April 4, 2015