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Hogging is an actual rodeo style competion where contestants must stay inside (doggy style) of a fat girl for a full eight seconds. The clock starts only after your friends burst into the room via the door or closet and then procede to turn on the lights and start making pig calls (zoo zoo zooooie). The rider may hold on to her hair or even a sweaty roll of lard and flesh. This is very hilarious if you document it with video! Proof that you deserve to wear a fajita plate as a belt buckle. Happy riding buckaroos.
I was hogging this girl that resembled a manatee and only lasted 5.6 seconds. I couldn't help it she bucked free. Lane Frost is rolling over in his grave.
by Liberater of Libations August 14, 2006
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hogging

To keep something for yourself.
Hey stop hogging the spliff
by Pie May 20, 2003
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Hoggin

when you and your buddies are at the bar and you see who can fuck the fat chick first you are Hoggin
hey john wanna go Hoggin tonight
by bandana darren February 7, 2019
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Friend Hoggin

When a person gets jealous when another person is talking to their friend and trying to get closer to them. Even though this person also talks to other people to but make it so their friends can only be exclusive to them and talk to no one but them.
Person 1: I dont like it when you go to talk to other people and not me.
Person 2: What am i only allowed to talk to you only? But you can talk to your other friends too?
Person 1: Yes now im not going to talk to you and ignore you until you say sorry
Person 2: oh my god why you be friend hoggin
by Anonymous Sushi September 8, 2010
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hobin

That one person at the party who no one knows and is extremely intoxicated, the hobin is so wasted they keep asking everyone what there name is, falling asleep in random corners, and stealing everyones liquor.
Caitlin: Did that girl just army crawl from the bathroom to the living room and than pass out on the ground?

Mark: You saw that too, she is definitely hobin tonight!
by wannajoinmywolfpack March 6, 2010
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hoggintittens

lok at them hoggintittens
by tom smelly February 4, 2004
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hoggin it

a game in which particpants try to spot fat women and give them a point value. The fatter the woman, the more points.

best results usually come from playing in a fast food restaurant.
that chick at wendys is about a 50 pointer but she isn't nearly as fat as that English teacher, who is like a 95 pointer. Now she is hoggin it!
by pridgestu June 30, 2008
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