Hippicrite

Someone who defines themselves as a “hippie” to profess their superiority over others, but treats people like dirt.

David says he loves everyone and “it’s all good” but doesn’t pay child support, he is being a hippicrite.

by Junglecatmama May 9, 2024

hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

Hipocrite

When someone is so drunk they can't spell hypocrite but tell others not to be drunk

Still, I'm allowed to bring a hipocrite(spelling)

by Acier December 31, 2017

hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

Hippocrate

A word used to describe someone like Zuhair Zahin, no one knows the meaning but Andy•PlayZ who made this word.

The word can be spotted in Andy•PlayZ's video "RANT VIDEO ON ZUHAIR ZAHIN" at 0:02

"A f*cking hippocrate who attack every people in me at the zoo, yet saying that I am a hippocryte."

-Andy•PlayZ

by Riley Nicka September 10, 2020

Hipicrite

Acting over the stature of what's going on at the moment

You are being a hipicrite

by Slendyfollower November 8, 2020