hesma

a word used to describe a person who dont care about anything in this world . he doesnt go anywhere ,doesnt do anything , just keeps sitting in one place and enjoy his waste of time and space.

this word has taken its roots from the greek expression "hezo" which means "taking a shit" , so its basicaly a person who spends all his time in the toilet shitting for ever.

a)-have you moved your ass from the chair today?
-no
-hesma....

b)-you were cybering again?man...get a life
-cyber?i'm talking about the real shit here
-dont tell me you fucked her for real
-i was close
-...
-phonesex man
-jesus
-yeah , it saves time , no typing and shit
-fucking hesma

by Reznor July 30, 2008

Heffalump

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009

hesda

Someone who shops at Asda for fun.

Person 1: dude where’s she going?
Person 2: she’s going to Asda..
Person 1: nharly dude... she’s such a hesda!!

by Hayilaa Hughes November 18, 2020

heffa

adj. slang for someone who has done something crazy or unexplainable. Mainly used to describe females and gay men.

"That crazy heffa done took my jacket." or "That heffa made me late by driving so slow."

by Marpessa Jenkins February 19, 2008

hefany

A large woman who is loose in the loins . Large like a cow . A heffer. Who will sleep with anyone . A heffer who does anyone . A fat slut . Probably a good chance of catching a STD from her .

My Bro banged that hefany right there & he caught crabs . Stay away from that slut !

by onesexyfarmboy September 16, 2016

Heffaleupagus

A mammoth-sized, very large, ugly female that conducts herself in a "ratchet" manner, oblivious, not very bright, usually eats everything in sight, and does the dumbest shit that is hilarious to everyone else.

"Look at that sloppy ass Heffaleupagus running through the club like shes the shit."
"Damn! I just saw a Heffaleupagus eat two racks of ribs!"

by Noo-Cow March 5, 2015

hesaid

A lot like shesaid, this one is for the male counterpart.

Jack: And but is big, so don't int--
Emily: THATS WHAT HESAID

by goawayimbusyignoringyou September 25, 2016