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Helmet Liner

The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.
Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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santa's little helper

Homer Simpson's dog.
by Joe D April 23, 2005
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Poo In Helmet

The highest form of bullying in Edward's dodgy-end of Manchester. Likelihood of being bullied is increased by wearing BDU's to work, stealing bottles of beer from work, and living off a diet of only Pringles and Noodles.
Manchester's local chav set gave Edward a poo in helmet last week. He didn't bother cleaning it before he put a photo of him wearing it on Faceparty.
by DTDonFP April 4, 2008
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Heimerdinger

A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.
That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.
by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018
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helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.
Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.
by Honorarius May 21, 2006
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Helter Skelter

1. A Kick ass Beatles song about an amusement park ride.

2. Charles Manson's messed up belief that the world would end with a race war between blacks and whites where the blacks would kill all of the whites(Except for Manson and his "family" who would be hiding in the bottomless pit by then). Manson states that the problem with the blacks in control is that they wouldn't know what to do because all they've ever known how to do was what "whitey" tole 'em to. So they would seek out Charlie in the bottomless pit and make him king of the world.

3.Pure and total chaos.
1.
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

2."Blackie won't know what to do after he's killed whitey, so he'll seek us out. When he finds us he'll be like 'massah, we don't know what to do' and I'll take blackie by the hand and rub his wooley little head and say 'it'll all be okay' and they'll make me their king." ~Charles Manson~

3.After the tickle me elmo hit the shelves it was all Helter Skelter in the shopping centers
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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Helmet pounder

1} Anyone that works for any form of government whose sole intention is to take your money, gain power, and instill by force their will upon you.
The big domed building in Washington D.C is stocked full of helmet pounders.
by bevo the fox March 27, 2009
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