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Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.
by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010
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Helga

A beautiful and extraordinary girl. Very vibrant and fun. She's a kind of girl that comes off to people as mean and a bitch but is actually very nice. She tries to be good but people keep getting on her nerves. She's a jealous person but hardly shows it. She can dance although she prefers singing. She has a beautiful smile and loves it when people compliment it. She's seen as a player but is actually very faithful. She is a humanitarian. She doesn't really like her friends because she thinks their fake. A Helga can hardly ever come by so when you find one better hold her close because she's the best friend, girlfriend you could ever ask for. If you ever want to be weird she'll always be weird with you
by your Queendom August 3, 2018
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Heléna

A beautiful perfect girl with absolutely nothing wrong with her. Always nice and kind and caring and makes an amazing best friend. I’d rate 11/10 love her so much
I love heléna she’s so lovely how does she manage it
by Humper Harry November 7, 2018
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Helen Housby

the most gorgeous woman in the world, she is THAT queen and is the cutest, sweetest thing you’ll find
It was so exciting when Helen Housby shot the winning goal in the common wealth games final
by Add @helenhousby1 on Instagram September 9, 2019
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doing a helen

Putting up with no shit and walking out on your boss when he's being a jackass.

Also being able to get said boss to buy you drinks even after you walked out of work half way through your shift.
Person 1: "What's she doing, she's not 'sposed to finish for another four hours?"
Person 2: "She's doing a helen"
Person 1: "Right on!"

"OMG I cant believe she just done a helen, power to you!"
by Rei-88 October 17, 2009
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Helena

They grow up to have a smoking body and get all the boys after her with the personality to match it
Damn Daniel that Helena is an angel
by Helenaisbæ June 23, 2016
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helene

a girl whom is very loved and hilarious. she is always looking her finest and everyone wants to be like her! she got a great singing voice and is alway herself nothing other that! helene love to have fun and parrty..especially salsa dance in the casinos. LOUD! but she is also terribly smart and incredible gorgeous,all the time.
this girl is obviously a helene! i mean were all practically pee our pants. i mean she looks gorgeous..and shes sooooooo smart? weird you never find both of that in a girl?? and sweet heart when she sings its like im in HEAVEN! i love her sooo much, well all do!
by cassssssin January 23, 2009
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