hefty biscuits and gravy

To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.

Derek gave Tina some hefty biscuits and gravy last night when they were drunk.

by Derek P. May 8, 2008

hefty

The New Cool means the same exact thing but cool is getting old

he did some hefty tricks skate boardeding then crashed. it was hefty

by Airsoft God May 29, 2007

Olav hefte

a man whos 185cm tall and smexy
he is extremely wealthy and hates people by the name trym

wow is that the one and only Olav hefte!!

by ikke olav hefte May 10, 2023

hefty the deeg

Hefty the deeg (also known as Hefty the dog or Rover if you want to get technical!, and is the head of the religion known as DEEGISM! in this belief the only thing you need to do is feed the dog known only as hefty!) hefty is the absolute 0 of weight. it cannot be surpassed. and will always have a bigger weight than any other dog. he is a fat deeg. so deal with it!

wanna go to church?
no thx! im a deegist!
what is deegism?
its where you praise hefty the deeg
ohh really? can i be a deegist?

Rover is quite hefty eh?
he be quite a hefty deeg
the dog is pretty fat

by Per Møller Sørensen November 26, 2007

Hefted

To really need the toilet to the point where you have to stand completely rigid and clench your buttocks.

Where's your toilet...I'm totally hefted!

by shoeboy1972 January 6, 2020

STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

by Mr. Pancake December 25, 2008

Olav Hefte

a ugly midget who has a 1cm long cock. He likes to put his cock in small boys that is called Trym. he has a fetish for furries and loves to watch furry and midget porn. he has no friends and is emo.

omg, there Olav Hefte, the midget who fucks Trym

by Ikke Emma May 11, 2023