Heinz Sight is 57

Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.

(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)

"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."

by BongRipper3000 April 28, 2017

Heezer

A person who inhales smoke furiously.
Roughly translates from a finnish word hiisaaja.

Dude, you puff like a true heezer

by Tokerrr May 10, 2021

official Heinz

A person who is fifty-seven years old.

Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.

by GetLit23 November 15, 2016

Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Not sure if I spelt that right but basically parry the platypus’s nemesis, doing things like wrapping the town to pull it with a very strong magnet to then reverse the way the earth go’s round. Also a dad which in my honest opinion he is the best dad

Agent p Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz has purchased a suspicious amount of tin foil and we think you best suited for the job. go and check it out

by Meme and scream June 15, 2020

Mr. Heenan

The best teacher in the world. Loved by everyone and mostly remembered for his funny quotes and strange twists on life through his very philosophical glasses

I ran into Mr. Heenan in the Hallway... I think I'm in love.

by heenlvr January 27, 2009

off the heezy

a move in basketball where, to simply embarass your opponent, you bounce the ball off of said opponent's face, catch it, and score.

terrance: i'm a brick wall. you can't get past me.
jerome: yeah? watch this.

(jerome off-the-heezies terrance.)

jerome: OHHH! OFF THE HEEZY!

by jlundy April 13, 2006

off da heezy

a term used for something very cool, tight, or outa dis world.
same as: -off da hook
-off da chain

term used only in the hood.

by Big D June 5, 2003