When dealing with controversial articles, some individuals decide to be mad before reading the entire story. Apparently all the information they needed was in the headline.
by TMACGUITAR October 16, 2017
Get the Headline heated mug.The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
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Get the i’m heated mug.Al: Man does your car stink.
Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.
Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.
Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.
Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.
by cut the cards February 26, 2026
Get the Revenge of the heated seat mug.Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
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Get the heater meter mug.The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
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