healthy heart attack

when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.

oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.

by obesiverse 2 February 27, 2017

Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something

When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!

by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020

Taser heart attack

Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health.

John had a taser heart attack.

by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010

heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

by Balfdor December 13, 2006

Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.

After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.

by Kongamuse January 4, 2011

heart attack

from the amazing beautiful and talented Demi Lovato
"If i ever did that i think i'd have a heart attack-k-k-k-k-k!"

About not wanting to let your defense down against a boy/girl who you know is gonna break your heart

If you havent heard it.
Check out the song
Absolutely amazing

well it is DEMI !!!

"YOU MAKE ME GLOWWWW BUT I COVER UP DONT LET IT SHOOWWWW"

FRIEND: "PUTTIN MY DEFENSES UP COS I DONT WANNA FALL IN LOVE IF I EVER DID THAT I THINK ID HAVE A HEART ATTACKKKKKK"

YOU: GOTTA LOVE THAT FLAWLESS DEMI LOVATO

FRIEND: YEP!

by ddlover123 November 26, 2013

Mini Heart Attack

That gut-busting, toe-tingling feeling you experience after consuming a particularly greasy or caloric meal, generally occurring after the initial joy of gorging oneself on burgers ends and the pitiful self-loathing of being a pathetic lardass sets in. Not to be confused with a real heart attack.

Hey Sarah, I went to that burger joint yesterday. After I devoured a triple bacon cheeseburger, fries, onion rings, and a milkshake, I could almost feel the diabetes tickling my toes. It was most definitely a mini heart attack.

by The Percipient Scholar February 19, 2014