headtits

The act of head desking into a pair of tits, but do not motorboat them. Usually done when frustrated and in the presence of good tits.

Dude, I'm just so stressed out for today, only thing I want to do is headtits.

by ThatDesertHermit July 16, 2011

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

headicine

The art or science of restoring or preserving ones health by performing oral sexual pleasure.

Josué was feeling I'll from his COVID-19 vaccine, so he begged his nurse for some Doctor prescribed headicine.

by PowHerHour November 24, 2021

Headie One

Big fat forehead

"Look at Headie One over there"

by Pyrexliving January 25, 2022

headstrong gunner

an overly ambitious, competitive person who does what they want without listening to what others have to say.

Your life is no fun, you are a headstrong gunner.

by benisntokay March 8, 2023

Headtop

The top of an organism's head. A tier 6 roast, gaining usage and may one day become a holy meme.

Rohan's headtop look like a whole tortilla bowl reflected over rX=-Y

by CashMoneyJesus January 22, 2019

Headism

A potato-based religion, whose god is the host of a giant-floating-head race's intergalactic song competition

No one:
Headass: I believe in headism.

by handsy559 January 27, 2019