headtits Share definition Flag The act of head desking into a pair of tits, but do not motorboat them. Usually done when frustrated and in the presence of good tits. Dude, I'm just so stressed out for today, only thing I want to do is headtits. headtits by ThatDesertHermit July 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the headtits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch