Definitions by ThatDesertHermit

headtraffic 

A giant, all male orgy that occurs in the middle of a busy road.

Oh man, look at all that headtraffic happening in down town. Bring some sanitary equipment.

headtraffic by ThatDesertHermit July 16, 2011

headtits 

The act of head desking into a pair of tits, but do not motorboat them. Usually done when frustrated and in the presence of good tits.

Dude, I'm just so stressed out for today, only thing I want to do is headtits.

headtits by ThatDesertHermit July 16, 2011