Headband

Not worn by hipsters.

Look at that headband. It's not on a hipster.

by ThaneB September 12, 2010

halbeard

a long, average weapon which contains a menacing sharp, curved blade at its top. So long you can kill things in cages w/impunity, when a halbard is mentioned it is usually in refrence to Runescape.

omfg i got a halbard now i can kill everyone

by pseudomon October 23, 2004

dirty headboard

After 10 hours of work take a girl to a hotel room and duck her doggystyle and break the headboard with her face.

After work I'm giving my I'm doing the dirty headboard on my bitch!

by jack Daniels 91210 February 17, 2015

Mexican Headband

An act by completely fucked up people.... when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with pubes and possible penis or vagina.

"Thank God that guys dick was that small or that Mexican Headband would have blinded me!"

by Anal Flakes III September 18, 2008

headband

hoe lover that flirts excessive

Dag yo, she's acting like a headband...flirting with all them dawgs.

by lilmamadawg April 25, 2006

Marvellous headgear, queer

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 April 6, 2020

Headbandit

An individual, usually a male that always wheres a headband while performing oral or receiving anal sex

Did u see that gay guy with the headband, he has to be a headbandit because he has cum stains on his headband.

by Heemknowzall April 22, 2010