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The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
by localpirate November 1, 2014
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kinky stephen hawking

When you fuck another human that's sitting down
by Monkey nigga faggot lips February 4, 2017
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Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.
Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.
by Jon Testing February 4, 2018
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Hawking a line of salad dressing

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen
I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.
by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011
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Hawking

To express great interest in someone or something by looking at them.

Often, but not limited to, when someone suspects you are doing something wrong, illegal, unconstitutional.
When we pulled out infront of a cop today he looked us up and down a few times.

K asked "You got your seatbelt on?"

I said "Yeah man, but he was hawking us."

"What?"

"Like, checking us out, eyes and everything.. Like a hawk"

"Oh, 'puberty boy'ing' us!"
by the product December 28, 2005
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hawking

(v) - The hand form of docking. Used in place of shaking someone's hand, go in for a fist bump, at the last second pull away, make a screeching sound, open hand and clasp onto awaiting fist like a hawk attacking prey. Used to establish dominance over an individual.
Greg didn't understand hawking until George dominated his hand after a faux fist bump.
by BizarroKarl December 27, 2011
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Hawking

When a girl is staring down a guy she wants to hook up with and does whatever is neccessary to get with him
Did you see brittney last night at the party she kept hawking sebastian.
by mr. hawk March 24, 2009
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