bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.

Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawker s.

by Kspesh July 11, 2007

Hawkeyes

A group of narcissistic Iowans who, for reasons of low ego and lack of self-esteem, identify themselves as being somehow attached to the University of Iowa athletics program. This would work, were it not for the fact that so few Hawkeyes actually went to the University of Iowa.
Widely known for their ability to talk shit and come up with outlandish excuses when their precious football team chokes, usually upon cocks.

"So, you're from Iowa? You one of those Hawkeyes?"
"No way, I have more self-respect than that."

by rocket_scientist September 12, 2012

Hawked it up

A term described when playing the video game Skate. This includes, but is not limited to, massive air, insane combos, and crazy grinds.

Logan: Did you Just See That insane combo i just put down?
Michael: Dude, you totally Hawked it up just then.

by Logan Troxell November 8, 2007

farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005

Hawkes

True brillliance and Richness.

Wow that's Hawkes!

by Jon October 13, 2003

hawkerfuck

A reaming action which starts out perfectly aligned and ends up dramatically askew.

As I was ramming this chick from behind, suddenly I hawkerfucked my way up her stinkhole.

by pig fucker August 13, 2006

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB February 2, 2006