havik

person who is filled with awesome. having a wicked attitude with a fierce tongue, once you meet havik you'll understand why. passionate, wisdom and morally sound is what you will find all in one package just avoid their bad side, havik has a tendency to win every battle. havik is funny, smart, sexy & above all, rare.

man, you know havik? you are so lucky.

by ANGEL~SINNER February 2, 2010

having a bash

To masterbate, used in the UK. Other terms: Wank, etc.

"Did you hear about John Gris who works in Macdonalds?"

"No, what?"

"He was only caught having a bash in a Big Mac!"

by twymanator February 11, 2008

Having game

When someone (preferably a guy) is able to pull off anyone they desire usually quick and affirmative, by saying either the sweetest thing or act in a polite manner.

*Girl walks by*
Daniel: Man, who's the gorgeous girl approaching the front desk?
Mike: Oh, that's Jessica. She's new around here, why you ask?
Daniel: She's beautiful. I'm going to talk to her.
Mike: *laughs* You think you got game like that?
Daniel: Just watch me.

*Daniel walks up to Jessica*
Daniel: Hey girl, I spotted you from a modest distance. Let's walk together and may be fall for commitment.
Jessica: *Giggles* You're sweet. I would love to walk with you. *Blushes*

Daniel walks pass Mike and says: That's what I call having game.
Mike speaks to himself: Damn my mans got game.

by Slugzcuz May 10, 2014

Are you having a laugh?

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"

"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"

by Katheeeee August 21, 2009

Havin-swithen-bank

To 'have' ones banjo string snap while 'banking' one 'within' a girl (or boy).

A case of St. Swithin

Origin
St. Swithin (or more properly, Swithun) was a Saxon Bishop of Winchester. He was born in the kingdom of Wessex and educated in its capital, Winchester. He was famous for building churches as well as enforcing circumcision within his congregation.

Hey up, my penis is leaking puss after I was Havin-swithen-bank, I need to wrap it up.

by scampy the dog December 14, 2010

having a Max

having a max is where one feel so high like they are in a different dimension AND COULD BE!

Woo i think I'm having a Max

by SCOTTS ALI December 20, 2010

Having people

When someone is having a party but doesn't want to overtly say they are having a party.
Common term among high school people
Usually used to define parties with less than 50 people, more than 50 people is sometimes defined as a rager

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting fucked up!"
"Where?"
"George is having people."
"Let's get drunk as fuck!"

by Tittsburg December 31, 2014