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Hausenism

Coined by Twitter users @ malakaicyan and @ sadsimpwrestle and inspired/popularized by the linguistic mannerisms of self-described “very nice, very evil” professional wrestler Danhausen, “Hausenisms” refer to the wrestler’s peculiar bastardizations of phrases and names.

These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.

More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”
“That’s nothing to shake a fist at.” –Danhausen, as opposed to saying the proper figure of speech, “nothing to shake a stick at.” The “Hausenism” here is the intentional botching of the “correct” phrase.

“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”

“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen

Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.
by malakaicyan November 16, 2021
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haubayoushodofokop

A polite way to tell someone to be quiet.
Ian Haubayoushodofokop
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David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"
Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow
happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this
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Hausfrau

A confident woman who knows how to get things done. Can do any assortment of these things: sew her own clothing, cook nourishing food, clean quickly and efficiently, raise smart, outgoing children who know how to question the world around them, fix any number of household and/or automotive problems, work from home with kids and pets running under-foot all day long, provide stimulation for said kids and pets all day long, work away from home while still having to run a household in her 'spare' time, knows how to cure any health malady or offer comfort to sniffly partners and children, supports partners in any desires of their heart and expects the same in return. A hausfrau doesn't act as a doormat and speaks her mind, and rarely has a spare minute to bother with wondering if the job she is doing is enough because, of course, it is - all the while striving to be a better mother and partner, often putting others before herself.
That woman can do it all, she's a real hausfrau.
by pinheart January 29, 2012
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Hubs

Hubs is a modification on the slang term "husband" in reference to one's male spouse. Often used as a term of endearment, hubs is now a commonplace term especially in American cultural tradition. Pati (pronounced pah-thee) is the traditional term for husband in India, but now that the language is becoming americanized by the cross cultural mixture of Indian-Americans in the U.S., Hubu is coming more into use as well as Hubs.
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David Hause

Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.
That david Hause got dipped by spencer
by Hanna Peterson December 8, 2016
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