Haskell'd

To be completely drunk and/or stoned at a party before your group of friends have even arrived.

The party last night was sick! but the girl who answered the door was completely Haskell'd! It had only been an hour.

by glenn coco :} March 24, 2011

haspell

A word used to describe a male who is usually attracted to younger males, a haspell can also reference somebody who is random and weird.

Chris: That guy is such a haspell, no wonder he has no friends

by OhGable May 28, 2017

Hasselblad

The finest medium-format cameras ever produced. The classic V-system was the choice of professional photographers and discriminating gentleman for its fully modular design, high quality construction, and expansive array of top-notch Zeiss optics. With the digital revolution sweeping (or already swept) through photography, Hasselblad now offers digital backs for the V, as well as the new H-systems.

You don't haven't done real photography till you've made a large print shot with a classic 6X6 Hasselblad. Then you move on to large format, but always come back to the Hassie. Fuck that digital shit.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

Hasselhoffowned

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

by Hue Jass May 13, 2005

hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

by the birds and trees February 27, 2007

Haskell

A town in Northern New Jerse located between Ringwood and Pompton Lakes, smaller district of Wanaque. Great meeting place for kids who skateboard, bike or bmx. Home of the Crackhouse, Super Stop and Shop, Rainbow lake, which is invested with toxic waste, tires, boots and dead Minies, Burger King, 7/11, Krauzers, as well as the millions of other projects which will never be finished such as the condos on 4th Ave or the Hotel by Burger King. Has good drug dealers, friendly people and mexicans to do your housework. Everyone who lives here says, "I'm not gonna lie, and I love how." Don't go on a bus with Haskell people unless you feel like getting 'curried' or you like to hear random 'Ahhh Pisss" coming from the mouths of the native Haskellians.

Lex: Put your hands on your hips!
Dan: Umm, why?!
Lex: I'm going to curry yo bitchass fool.
Dan: Ahh piss, I'm from Wanaque not Haskell.

by Haskellanian. May 23, 2008

Davey Haseley

A certified Harley Davidson cranker and a jeep bro. Must drive a big rig with a mohawk and big earrings. Absolutely irresistible to the ladies. Will be the funniest guy at the club. He's a very mildly adequate at wheelies. Smart guy, very easy on the eyes.

Dude Davey Haseley took my grandma on a date last night he's the best!

by Dot450 November 7, 2022