dirty haystack

a dirty person who sleeps around with cowboys or cowgirls.

my friend is a dirty haystack because she cant get enough of them yee haws.

by lil autii September 27, 2019

Oklahoma Haystack

When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.

Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack

by YoItzYeBoi December 21, 2019

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Needle in a haystack (literally)

When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay

“there’s a needle in a haystack (literally)

by ImMaker37 June 28, 2023