Mule Harness

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019

harit

means green, also can be the name of an Indian boy

The tree is very harit.

by bhumbho May 14, 2007

Noah Hardt

good kid but sometimes gets out of control with talking

by eh September 27, 2003

Face Harness

A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.

I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?

by CHINDOR December 16, 2007

Harita

A sweet and beautiful girl whom you cannot ignore. She is perfect in every way and has the best and the most beautiful personality ever. She's one of a kind.

Boy 1: You know Harita?
Boy 2: Yeah dude! She's friggin' amazing!

by Kbthebf September 28, 2018

broke as a haint

When an individual has no money to purchase something or to pay a debt.

I would have bought everyone dinner, but I was broke as a haint.

by des_per_a_do November 29, 2010