Harbor Freight

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.

I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.

by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Denver Harbor Lil Red

A neighborhood/gang in East Houston. Denver Harbor is also nicknamed Lil Red. The neighborhood color is red. Gang members sport red clothing like shoes, shirt, shorts, hat, etc. They use the numbers 248 and letters LRC, DH, BDH and wear Houston Rockets sport team clothing.

Say where you from?
Denver Harbor Lil Red

by TheLRC December 21, 2021

David Harbour

The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME

(he's also an actor)

Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!

by Super00sucker June 12, 2022

Bombing the porcelain harbor

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.

Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.

by JoeHonus November 9, 2012

Fragrant Harbour

Pilot slang for Hong Kong, an ironic translation of its name (which means 'Fragrant Harbour' in Chinese). The joke is partly on the local scent of some of the poorer regions, and partly on the difficult approach to Runway 13 of Hong Kong's now-decommissioned Kai Tak airport, which 'stank'.

Back in the day I had a layover in Fragrant Harbour and I bumped into your mom while shopping for souvenirs in the red light district.

by Gun Arvidssen June 26, 2008

Keego Harbor

The City between rich ass West Bloomfield township and shit hole Pontiac, Michigan. also known to be destroyed by kids in the early 2000 and current.

Crimes by civilians under the age of 18 in 1990s-99 (84.7%)

Crimes by civilians under the age of 18 in 2000s-10 (278.1%)

Fastest Growing Crime rate in Michigan by under the age of 18

List of Police reported names:

William Gregory
Malike Martin
Dre Saunders
Peter Difranco
Dominic Huhn
Danial Munoz
Kevin Belane
David Jacobs
Andrew Myer
Bill Thomas
Drew Patterson
Katie Dudley
Tashawn Mccoy
Skyler Tatem
Brandon Huhn

you smoke weed you skate and you chill

you def from keego harbor

by RealTalkInTheDNig September 23, 2011