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Life happened

An idiomatic way of describing normal life as having undermined one's plans.
We were going to travel the world and have all sorts of adventures, but we had the mortgage to pay, my parents needed someone to look in on them, I lost my job, Cheryl got pregnant - you know, life happened - and all those grand plans were forgotten.
by AllHandlesAlreadyInUse July 31, 2016
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happen

/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)

to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.
Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."

In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"
by Brahmastra October 19, 2009
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happenin'

used to describe something that is bustling with activity; fun; cool; awesome
The bowling alley is happenin' right now.

Whoah Harold, your sunglasses are happenin'.
by shimpals April 26, 2006
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Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."
by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009
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Happcern

A very millennial mixed feelings concept about a happy moment or something which is probably going to be bad in future.
Person 1: Damn! This weather is so good and so wrong at the same time.

Person 2: I know, it's climate change!

Person 1: Right? I am happcerned.

Person 1: How is it going?
Person 2: I don't know, I am feeling very happcerned about this new job.
by b__h February 5, 2020
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Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.
Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen
by rubey rube October 22, 2009
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the most troll thing just happened

This is normally said by Remzi or other people whenever something considerably funny or worth sharing occurs. It indicates that something that could be considered troll happens.
Remzi: Bro by the way the most troll thing just happened!
Guillermo: What???
Remzi: When I was 10 I took 5 hot girls to a Justin Bieber concert just to fuck them.
Guillermo: VVVAAATT
by Krink21029 January 31, 2019
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