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Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"
by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009
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disney hangover

The hung over, beat up feeling you have the morning after spending 12+ non stop hours at a Disney park trying to do everything while fighting the thousands of other people doing the same thing
Dude, do you want to go to the beach today?

No way I went to Disneyland yesterday and I have a Disney hangover and I cant even walk.
by 4njunk December 5, 2013
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Hangover Chic

The yuppie fashion of going out to breakfast after night of heavy drinking by intentionally putting on their cutest sweatpants, flip flops, uggz, north face vests, over-sized sun glasses, and any other frumpy-yet-fashionable attire so that everyone at the restaurant knows they went out the previous night and that makes it totally alright to be an asshole to the wait staff and other patrons
when a group of JAP's sat next to me decked out in hangover chic and ordered mimosa's, I knew complaining and whining were going to be part of my breakfast
by Shocker82 February 22, 2009
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hangover montage

When one wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, only recalling certain instances in the night.
When Billy awoke the morning after his grad party, he remembered a few events in a hangover montage:

bonging a beer,

going to WAWA,

and getting slapped by a girl,

but nothing else
by Roflzorz09 May 6, 2011
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Hangover sillies

The incontrollable silliness and/or giddiness that follows a night of excessive drinking.
Person 1: I just threw up in the dune grass.
Person 2: Fact - every second Christmas, an African child punches a baby.
Person 1: We have such a bad case of the hangover sillies.
by Freckles17 August 24, 2011
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couch hangover

when one gets up from lying down on the couch, and gets a short term dizziness; headache and disorientation.
After the final last night, i had a crazy couch hangover
by cadenfeldman January 27, 2008
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shopping hangover

When you wake up and are hit with the remembrance of last night's out of control shopping escapade.

There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.

"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.
"Dude - when I checked my e-mail this morning and had 17 congratulatory messages from eBay, I was hit with the biggest shopping hangover! What did I DO last night?"
by Rusty Pierce December 27, 2007
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