Nae nae haircut

A nae nae haircut is the lack of a haircut.

Or if you have a bad haircut, it’s a nae nae haircut

CheezWhizAddict: Dude your hair looks like my foreskin
Whoreepuke: Nah bro, that’s just my nae nae haircut

by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

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mud shark haircut

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

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by mattygt October 12, 2011

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hairnus

A sly word from the prefix, 'hair' and suffix, 'nus' (short for anus) which describes the filthy hair which cascades from your butthole and runs down your gooch.

Yo dude my hairnus is so long I could almost plat it!

by frazdog May 1, 2011

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hairnet

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

by gjordanov August 21, 2012

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A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

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