hilf

hores i'd like to fuck

tap that horse hilf

by killerlachlan September 5, 2009

HPILF

Harry Potter I'd Like to Fuck

Danny Radcliffe is a HPILF

by Hagrid the petophile April 2, 2007

Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017

HILF

Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 5, 2021

hlilf

Honey-lea I’d like to fuck

Omg did u see honey lea shes a hlilf

by Bhadbeeeeee September 23, 2021

hilf

the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc

timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*

by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021

HILF

Husband I'll Like To Fuck.

My husband is a hilf.

by BakaGoddess November 2, 2021