HR

“How rude”
When one says something rude as a joke you respond with an HR

@jake: I’ll drive everyone, but Ava , we don’t want her spilling her coffee again
@ava: omg HR😂😂😃

by Jakotie November 14, 2019

HR Wells

The best character ever in the show “The Flash”

did you see how hot HR Wells was?

by Replitz April 25, 2022

HR

Short for Human Remains. Unsavory creatures, often found in larger organizations, allegedly related to the homo sapiens. Sometimes mistakenly referred to as the Human Resources department. Some say these peculiar life forms play a role in acquiring and keeping top talent in an organization but empirical observations have determined they do nothing of the sort and merely try to justify their existence by changing the organization’s employee performance evaluation framework every 5 years and by concocting corporate catch phrases, often printed in glossy brochures and posters, e.g., “our employees are our most valuable assets”.

- Dude, you look so upset! What’s going on?

- HR, man! I have a meeting with Human Remains later today, man. Wish me luck!

by Belgicano February 29, 2024

HR

Harvested (as a) Resource

Hym "Did I tell you the company I work for changed the term for HR (Human resources) to something like 'Talent management' or something? It's the same. It's the same thing. My life is still being harvested as though I'm a crop or some kind of cattle. The HR department is still just a liability mitigation apparatus. Changing the name just makes it sound less-bad I guess. Fuck those guys."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

Sarah from HR

Sarah from HR is a mystical goddess. No one knows where she can from or where she goes. we think she's related to Cotton Eyed Joe.
Beware Sarah from HR.

We waved cheerfully to Sarah from HR as we drifted through the galaxy.

by Lillian Romanocca October 24, 2019

coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.

The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 24, 2025

HR goulag

Where you go as a male when you're being too misogynistic at your office or factory job.

You know you're in HR goulag when you're actually taking remedial courses on how to be less misogynistic at work. Just ask Don Lemon what it means to be in HR goulag.

by Sexydimma February 23, 2023