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HR

Short for Human Remains. Unsavory creatures, often found in larger organizations, allegedly related to the homo sapiens. Sometimes mistakenly referred to as the Human Resources department. Some say these peculiar life forms play a role in acquiring and keeping top talent in an organization but empirical observations have determined they do nothing of the sort and merely try to justify their existence by changing the organization’s employee performance evaluation framework every 5 years and by concocting corporate catch phrases, often printed in glossy brochures and posters, e.g., “our employees are our most valuable assets”.
- Dude, you look so upset! What’s going on?

- HR, man! I have a meeting with Human Remains later today, man. Wish me luck!
by Belgicano February 29, 2024
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HR ndiw

A quote by a hottie with short hair.
Can be used in any situation.

"Hii. Mwa. HR ndiw."
"THIS IS A RAID!! HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW"
by Snigdude November 23, 2021
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HR goulag

Where you go as a male when you're being too misogynistic at your office or factory job.
You know you're in HR goulag when you're actually taking remedial courses on how to be less misogynistic at work. Just ask Don Lemon what it means to be in HR goulag.
by Sexydimma February 23, 2023
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HR

“How rude”
When one says something rude as a joke you respond with an HR
@jake: I’ll drive everyone, but Ava , we don’t want her spilling her coffee again
@ava: omg HR😂😂😃
by Jakotie November 14, 2019
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hr sievers

He suis hr sievers, Jaime: DICKS!!
by DeniMate June 22, 2017
mugGet the hr sieversmug.

HR

Where white people end up after dressing in Blackface for Halloween.
Terri had to go to HR after pics of her Halloween costume got around.
by anonymous July 1, 2021
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Hr

by Railroadgp October 12, 2020
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