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holy shit fuckery 

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.
You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"
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holy shit balls batman 

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"
holy shit balls batman is that your new car
holy shit balls batman by zack milf December 14, 2011

Holy Shit Fuck 

Exactly like holy shit, just with one more word. And its cooler. A Karl Martinson original.
Holy shit fuck, Karl! Gimmie back my dollar!
Holy Shit Fuck by I am a liar January 6, 2008

Holy Shit Julian

A float that includes not only coke and rootbeer, but also orange pop and cream soda mixed with ice cream. An easy substitute to give you a boost that could replace coffee.
Wow, I could really use a Holy Shit Julian right about now.
Holy Shit Julian by Japplesauce October 6, 2011

Holy shit my penis is exploding 

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.
Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

holy shit man 

wesley - you threw soup on my shoes holy shit man
holy shit man by yazmine the bitch February 29, 2016

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.
That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!