A pathetic, worthless human being whose existance is so meaningless and depressing that they must participate in various hobbies (such as bird watching) in order to keep themselves from putting a shotgun in thier mouth. Can be used in place of many other insults such as faggot, shithead, potato, douchebag, dickweed, or asshole.
by Fanny Bandito November 6, 2009

A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.
Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."
When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."
When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."
If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.
Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.
I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.
Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.
I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.
by passsomegrass April 5, 2011

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Any job that, while not financially rewarding, involves personal interest, thus making it worthwhile.
Jeff didn't make good money working at the mall, but he had a Hobby Job at Best Buy that allowed him to indulge his love of electronics.
by retrosexual October 27, 2005

Someone who steals other people’s hobbies because they want to feel accepted by others and not left out.
by APickledWeiner March 30, 2020

by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019
