Hilf

Horse Id like (to) fuck. Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf

Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf.

by The slag words helper June 8, 2016

hailf

What it is when it is not the houle fing. Like if you haived soumething, but then you didn't haive part of. It. Then you would haive hailf of da old fing, but the houle fing of the sexund fing taht happend. lick i fall down and break nose. I have hailf balance now!

Noxious perfumes: hey, you kick my dog
Meeeena: No I did not
alabaster squandwitch: Did so, but also broke my violschwinn
Meeeena: Ya, now you have hailf violschwinn.
alabaster squandwitch You lick dat, don't u. Idioth.

by Irish Stallion July 29, 2008

hilf

hores i'd like to fuck

tap that horse hilf

by killerlachlan September 5, 2009

HPILF

Harry Potter I'd Like to Fuck

Danny Radcliffe is a HPILF

by Hagrid the petophile April 2, 2007

Hilf

Hilf is an acronym meaning "Headwear I'd like to fuck." Commonly, this is known, in a way, as the "new McChicken"; instead of fucking chicken sandwiches, people are fucking hats. This word is a derivative of milf.

That's a real hilf he's got on.

Did you see her new hat? It's a total hilf.

His beanie is totally on my hilf list.

by Bodoof April 11, 2017

Hmilao

Handsome Man I Love to Ask Out

That guy is such a Hmilao, I wonder if he’s taken

by BadAsh42069 April 26, 2021

HILF

Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 5, 2021