Hal

The best boyfriend someone could EVER ask for, he’s tall, weird, hot, nerdy, and the sweetest person ever.

Wow, he is so gorgeous! I bet his name is Hal and he has a girlfriend so we shouldn’t talk to him

by Inlovewithbbg February 16, 2025

HAL

HAL means Hoes Aint Loyal

Huncho - Hey Shon, I saw your girl with another dude last night
Shon - HAL bro... HAL

by HALShonny February 3, 2022

Hal

The last family to descend from Charles the Great, also known as Charles V.

More commonly known as van Hal.

His name is van Hal.

by ValkyrianRage March 29, 2018

Hal

A endearment used by the courtship Zenyx who later (when they ended) vowed to eachother to never use it on anyone else

Thank you for for being my hal

by Ael :) December 10, 2023

hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017

gal hal

a gal with some manly characteristic, for example a lot of arm hair or a very strong jaw, generally undoable

Bill: Dude, are you really takin' that gal hal to formal?
Bob: No way man, she reminds me of Chewbacca

by Average Joe February 27, 2005

HAL

HAL. . . Hacks and Losers

When ppl that do certain jobs take constant shortcuts instead of doing their jobs to best of their abilities are Hacks, and ppl who don't and won't do their jobs without a fight are known as your typical Loser.

Bro: "Man, I just downloaded this new app on my console and it crashes every fukn time I try to use it. It's so bad that my console started to crash as well. Swear, some of these Dev's are a bunch of HAL's. I wish more of them gave a shit about the work they put out"

Bro two:"Man, I hear ya on that one!"

by H8MONGREL December 18, 2021