instant gratifoodcation

to be satisfied with frozed foods over a well cooked meal due to hunger.

manuel: mom, whats for dinner?
willma: turkey, itll be dont in about an hour or so.
manuel: nevermind, thats way too long, ill just make a hot pocket.
willma: you can never just wait can you? you always got to get your instant gratifoodcation!

by NJpanicSyndrome October 23, 2008

gratis

Free

coitus-gratis

by Larstait November 6, 2003

instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

gaytini

A martini with flowers or other completely feminine garnish.

I was out with my friend last night, and we saw a couple next to drinking martinis with flowers in them. I took one look at the guy at the other table and said, hell no, i'm not drinking no gaytini.

by SKnCT February 20, 2009

Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.

I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Gratiana

An amazing girl with amazing personality. Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She's beautiful, makes you laugh, and has a great sense of humor. She's the girl who would stick with you through thick and thin. She would listen to you and try her hardest to make things better. In her own little way, she's perfect.

Gratiana is the person I would spend my life with.

by Ralph Waldo Picklechips II May 27, 2018