gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Gulpern

Irish slang used to describe a fool, or someone who tends to do stupid things.

''Did you hear what them lads from the Panda where doing?''
''Yeah, pure gulperns!''

by Weedan September 3, 2011

cum gulper

A woman who loves to swallow semen excreted by a man during orgasm.

That chick I was with last night was definately a cum gulper.

by Pete Freud August 22, 2006

grumper

A defecation that requires mass force to expel.

Oh man, I can tell this one is going to be a real grumper.

by John Clever November 27, 2002

Grumper

A new social networking site that is growing in popularity. Where the Internet goes to complain. www.grumper.org

I posted a grump about swine flu on Grumper. You should check it out and grump it.

by Asyra June 10, 2009

Gumbert

A Gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the Gumbert family. Though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. Gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. Though some Gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all Gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. Gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of Gumbert relation.

"He's a Gumbert? Don't mess with him dude."
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"

by Gumbert01 October 10, 2011