Guinness-Bomb

A cocktail, consisting of a freshly pulled pint of Guinness with a shot of Jaegermeister and Red Bull dropped into it. Popularised at the bar 'Carpe Diem' in Leeds city centre, but the concoction has since spread elsewhere

An example of a Guinness-Bomb can be provided by sidling up to a willing barman and giving him the glad wink.

by Jeffery McDermmott January 18, 2013

Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Guinnessing

The act of ejaculating on a females head to make her look like a pint of Guinness

Barrington - Oi fam did you smash that Irish ting last night?
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!

by Assfinger9000 November 22, 2016

Guiltless Pineapple

Something you should absolutely say out loud no reason when you are in an elevator and there is 3 person other than you in the same elevator

Someone: *In an elevator with 3 random people* GuIlTlEsS PiNeApPlE
Someone Else: WhAt?
Someone: Guiltless Pineapple!

by WeAre300_kids April 20, 2022

Guinness Stew

The beer shit you unleash upon the world after a long night of drinking Guinness on St. Patrick's Day.

Greg: Dude, last night was crazy with all the Guinness and Car Bombs. I unleashed some Guinness Stew at work this morning!
George: Bro, your an idiot!

by G Mo March 18, 2010

guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

Guinness Necktie

The contents of a pint of guinness that did not make it down your throat during a chug (irish car bomb) and ended up down the front of your shirt.

"I don't care how fast you bomb it, if you end up with a guinness necktie, you lose."

by elw31 March 31, 2008