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Community guidelines

Legit just aggravating why have community guidelines if no one reads them and plus I have broken so many guidelines Jesus Christ but I do enjoy exterminating the fucking Jews from the earth
by Dengplural December 9, 2019
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Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines

No one reads them.
Mum: Did you read the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines?
Son: Hell Naw!
by Kill yourself 20 times over April 29, 2020
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing
i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now
by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:
"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"
by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004
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guidodamus

Based off the comedy great Dave Chappelle's Negrodamus its is the Italian Nostradamus. Said to reside in the somewhere in the eastern United States, its future telling ability is world renowned. It can be identified by its gold chains and potent smell of cologne and over gelled hair. WARNING: Do make eye contact without prior acquittance, if you smell red wine or Peroni on its breath flee ASAP, do not be near its food unarmed. Garlic is not its weakness...its not a vampire...more like the opposite of a vampire...lots of hair and darker...more like a werewolf....but not like a gay twilight vampire....if seen please contact FBI immediately.
HOTLINE CALLER: Guidodamus what will happen to me in my life...?

GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.

HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!

GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.

HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!

GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.

HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)

GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line
by therealguidodamus August 18, 2010
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Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.
I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.
by tink87 February 20, 2009
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Guidette

Female counterpart to the Guido, meaning vapid, vain, and shortsighted. Located largely in the tri-state area or wherever there is a high density of Italian families. Can be spotted generally according to lack of clothing, and lack of breathability in said clothing. Often speaks in a high, shrill voice---almost like a mating call to attract guidos. Daily life consists of clubbing, tanning, shopping, perhaps exercise or work, and not a whole lot else.
If I spent the same amount of time studying as a guidette spends on her appearance, I could've gone to Harvard.
by bluebracelet November 15, 2009
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