guano

Bat fecies.

I had to clean some guano of my car.

by mic March 16, 2003

guanophrenic

Bat-shit crazy

Harold Camping is a senile old guanophrenic.

by cogwheel42 October 8, 2011

Guanomaniac

A person who is batshit crazy.

Larry is a Guanomaniac.

by iamglix August 21, 2009

Guano

adj. A person or thing that is insane, crazy, etc. Comes from the colloquial usage of bat shit, meaning the same thing. Guano is the Spanish word for bat droppings.

Person A: Holy shit did you see that guy mumbling to himself?

Person B: Yeah dude, he's guano for sure.

by NxNW September 6, 2010

guanobrain

A guanobrain is a person who, quite literally is bat shit crazy.
Hence the guano as in bat droppings and the brain refering to the organ that controls your nervous system, sense and vision whilst processing thoughts ......two words combined to create guanobrain.

She don't know kung fu, but she knows guanobrain ...

by flash gordon ramsey July 18, 2018

Yang Guang'd

The process of eating Chinese food and either waking up or rushing to the bathroom and painting the inside of the bowl as the food unleashes a frontal assault on your intestines and butthole

"Dude that Chinese food was delicious as hell but I got Yang Guang'd."

"If you hate him that much let's take him down to the Chinese restaurant and see if he gets Yang Guang'd

by Bootysaurous Rex July 22, 2019

Liu Guanyou

The sweetest, cutest, most beautiful person in this world. ACE. Dance. Sing. Rap. So adorable. Need to be protected. His smile lights the the entire universe. The best of the best. Liu Guanyou, ni shi zui bang de! Duan Xingxing’s cuddle buddy.

Liu Guanyou is the love of my life, I ‘m going to cry 🆘 He stole my heart and my breath

by dontcallmebymyname June 9, 2021