grunt, grunt, squeeze

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.

This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!

Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!

by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014

grunt

G.R.U.N.T

Government Reject Unfit for Normal Training

Oi you fucking plant life , you are a grunt !

by LondonDaz March 17, 2008

grunt

a form of comunication let lets you know whos around

tom grunted
he listened and 3 grunts came back

by joseph conlan May 23, 2006

grunts

Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.

-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.

by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005

grunt

profoundly powerful marijuana, i.e. the high grade stuff with the crystals and the ooh and aah...
analagous to the chronic or the kind (popular among neo-hippie folk)

Son, you been smokin' that GRUNT?

by Captain Grunt August 9, 2006

grunt

An E-1 in the Marine Corps

"Grunts like reading about dead officers"
"OK, how about a General"

by Grant July 18, 2003

grunt

A combination of the word "grumpy" and the slang term "cunt". In other words "grumpy cunt."

Nah, I can't go to the dance, my mom's bein' a grunt.

by luap42 March 10, 2008